Cute Quotes

While on a walk through an unfamiliar neighborhood

Eli: Mommy, let's walk far.

Me: Well I don't want to go too far because I won't know how to get back to where we are staying.

Eli: Don't worry, my fire truck has GPS.

Eli: Mommy, I want to see the cracker nut.

Said every time he wants to see a Nutcracker

While in the stall of a public restroom

Eli: Why did God make Daddy?

Me: Well, to be my partner and to protect us and to teach you things.

Eli: Oh, like teach me how to play Ticket To Ride? (a board game that he's not allowed to play because it's for ages 12 and up)

Eli: That was a really cool miracle at the farm today.

Me: Hmm..what miracle are you talking about?

Eli: That miracle that we rode in (referring to the farm vehicle that we rode in)

Eli: I'm a magician.

Me: How do you know anything about magicians?? What's a magician?

Eli: A person that plays instruments.